Thursday 19 November 2009

bloody christmas....

I don't have a conventional job, I can't tell you what it is, just that it is legal, and i work nights mainly,
anyway every year around this time we have the usual Christmas rota debacle, you have to work either Xmas eve,boxing day or new years eve, ok acceptable, but it would have been nice to know which, maybe a month ago, not next week....every bloody year the same thing, nepotism.....sexism and brown nosing. I suppose that's me for new years then....
There is one thing at Christmas, that my husband does, that never fails to take my breath away and that is to buy me the strangest presents.....a canoe....an air gun...two belt buckles....a lathe....I've asked for a new wedding ring this year. oh well....hahaha..

the big 'O'

am i allowed to talk about the big 'O', the knee trembler, the orgasm?
My apologies if it isn't okay, but the next bit will slay you, so close your eyes, what about, Multiples? Multiple orgasms..... the group to which i am a fully paid up member......
I used to think, they were an old wives tale. Made up to make young women persevere. but NO. this thing, this desire it does exist....
you see, i don't have the biggest sexual appetite in the world, ( my husband would say annually) (with a half smile) but as i have grown, found confidence, and the bedroom light switch, and through endless hours of personal research!!!!!!!!!,
i have found my own personal key......We may not make love often, but, my hubby waits for these days, like a child for Christmas, because having found my key, I was nice enough to show him where i kept it...... hours and hours of fun i have....and my husband once or twice......but the smile on his face, you couldn't wipe it off if you tried.....
...call me a liar, or hate me you see i mean multiples....5 or 6 without trying, 12 + (cos i usually stop counting then) if i'm really alive!!!! oh and a tube of canesten the next day....I'll be 40 soon, and i love finally knowing me....
I have a friend, who unfortunately, says she has never had an 'O', I faked nearly every time untill my husband.....I can't tell you exactly how to do this, what to touch, how to breathe......all i can suggest is that you take some you time, if i can you can,
and if you don't know what you like, how do you expect anyone else to?
Don't expect crashing waves first time, but a little ripple, a lusty sheen, a rosey cheek, maybe even a caught breath. KNOW THYSELF!